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Scottish
actress, comedienne, author, playwright & journalist
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weekly page in The Scotsman newspaper appears every Monday. It
is also available in the online premium Opinion pages of thescotsman.scotsman.com
The page is reprinted here seven days after publication in the newspaper. All writing is copyright Janey Godley. You can access the weekly columns using the menu on the right. |
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IT
IS ALL PART OF THE HEALING PROCESS IS
CHANNEL 4 acting responsibly airing a documentary that contains images
of Princess Diana in the car crash that killed her ten years ago? The
Shadow culture secretary Hugo Swire has said the programme would violate
Diana's privacy and cause further grief to her sons. This
is debatable; the young princes William and Harry must be aware, now
they are older, that Diana used the press to her own advantage and wasn't
always the victim of the paparazzi; she had in fact colluded with many
journalists. They
have grown up with the knowledge that every part of their mother's life
was picked over and stripped bare by the media. They themselves have
come of an age where they are accustomed to dealing with the press,
yet lessons still need to be learned. Falling out of a nightclub drunk
is always a photo opportunity and one of the young Princes seem adept
at it. I
believe that if people are appalled at the documentary they have the
option not to watch. There
is still a genuine public interest in Princess Diana and the events
that led to her death. The TV company is acting on the demand of the
public who still cannot get enough of the "People's Princess".
Even in death, she takes up more column inches than her ex-husband. The
documentary titled The Witnesses in The Tunnel is due to be shown
this Wednesday and includes pictures taken by French photographers following
the 1997 collision. This
no doubt has upset the Royal family, who at best would love to put Diana's
death and the circumstances surrounding it to rest and focus positively
on the huge memorial concert being performed in her honour this coming
July. It
has been reported that the film features a previously unpublished photograph
of the Princess receiving medical attention from a doctor as she lay
dying in the back of the black Mercedes S-Class. Channel 4 says the
images shown "have been carefully and sensitively selected"
and that the identities of those in the car have been blacked out. A
spokesman for the broadcaster said: "These photographs are an important
and accurate eye-witness record of how events unfolded after the crash." Having
a parent die in suspicious circumstances is something I share with William
and Harry. My
mother was last seen on 1 April, 1982, going out for a walk with her
boyfriend who the previous year had been charged with attacking her.
He had a history of violence towards women and once served a lengthy
prison service for attempted murder on an ex-girlfriend in the 1970s. My
mother and this man had apparently gone fishing up the River Clyde and
he came home alone, denying any knowledge of her whereabouts when questioned
by me. My mother's body was found floating in the river three days later
and despite her boyfriend's admission that he "saw her fall in
but never bothered to tell anyone" the local police deemed it an
accident and no further investigation was carried out. Her boyfriend
was never even regarded as a suspect! She was just a wee insignificant
woman from Shettleston in Glasgow. I
am anxious to see the photos of the scene where she "fell in"
and, as I am 47 years old next year - the same age at which my mother
died - I will endeavour to unearth some of these facts for myself. I
need to know what happened and I am willing to face any disturbing images
to achieve that. I owe it to my mother. Maybe
I will uncover some home truths that will leave me disturbed, but anyone
who has lost a loved one in questionable circumstances will understand. Princess Diana's death affected so many people around the world. Channel 4 understands the public need for information. |
I
am sure the young Princes have had the full facts of their mother's
death clearly laid out for them and have been supplied with all the
details that a family needs when a sudden death occurs. This is integral
to the healing process. Something I have long been denied, but hopefully not for long. ME, SHIRLEY AND A HIPPO AT GLASTONBURY SHIRLEY
Bassey is one of the headline acts at Glastonbury this year, it has
been announced. I will be performing too - at the comedy tent, of course. This
will be the third time I have performed at the world famous festival.
I love it but the downside is the dirt and mud. Even
though we performers get more exclusive toilets and showers, it really
still is a manky smelly hell. By the third day, the camp site resembles
the hippo swamp enclosure at Whipsnade Zoo. My
daughter Ashley is a wee toff and refuses to use the showers. She is
convinced all comedians have crusty veruccas: I have never seen anyone
have a full body shower with just baby wipes. It's a performance in
itself! Most
folk absolutely wallow in the mire and filth. They celebrate being grubby. Those people who love the grime are middle class and find it very bohemian. I, on the other hand, came from Shettleston and to me it's just a horrifying flashback. I hate the dirt. Maybe
Miss Bassey will let us share her Winnebago? FLUSHED... BUT NOT WITH ALCOHOL LAST
week while I was in New York I took a walk to Washington Square in Greenwich
Village. An
impromptu hippy style band turned up and gave a jam session to entertain
the visitors. It was awesome and I was having a great time. That was
until three bare-chested young American guys covered in tattoos drunkenly
stormed the party. People
tried to ignore them, but me having the "looney catnip" that
I possess, the guys came over. One lunged at me with open arms and went
for a bear hug. Having
been a barmaid most of my life, I merely kneed him in the knackers and
he bent double, groaning: "That nasty girl popped me in crotch!" I
got a round of applause. I
love New York. DOG'S LIFE WOULD BE BETTER FOR AMBER MACY'S
in New York is the world's largest department store, according to their
signs. The place is heaving with pushy, aggressive shoppers. Outside, on the pavement, I met a young girl called Amber. We
shared a coffee. Amber is 21 years old and from New Orleans. The
floods wrecked her life and that's why she is living in a box. She
explained that, if she had a dog like her other homeless friend she
would make more money, as people feel more generous to animals. But
her dog died in the floods. George Bush has got a lot to answer for: one young woman begging in the street for money to buy tampons, yet billions being spent on a war in Iraq. |