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Scottish
actress, comedienne, author, playwright & journalist |
Feature
in Scotland on Sunday, 22nd August 2004
FUNNY THING IS, MUM WAS
MURDERED
AND MY IN-LAWS ARE GANGSTERS
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GLASGOW comedienne Janey Godley had a radically different upbringing from most of the nice middle-class white boys working the stand-up circuit today and it shows in her material. Not for her lame
philosophical debates about whether Bagpuss was better than The Clangers,
or why men dont lift the toilet seat. Godleys humour comes
from a much darker place. "My mum was
murdered," she states, matter of factly. "She ended up in the
Clyde. I was abused by an uncle and ended up marrying into a family of
gangsters." Some of her show
at this years Fringe Festival revolves around an incident some years
ago when guns and explosives were found in a house where she was living.
"At the time it was really frightening and I thought I was going
to go away for a long time," she says. "How we got out of it
is the best punchline in the whole world." It is a bleak
history in many ways but not one in which Godley has let the darker elements
dictate her life. Married for 25 years and with an 18-year-old daughter,
she is at a stage in her life where she has dealt with her troubles. But while others might choose to keep the more disturbing aspects of their past confidential, Godley turns them into award-winning stand-up comedy. |
"I decided to tackle subjects people dont normally tackle," she says. "I make child
abuse funny on stage. I talk about my mum being murdered. There are funny
sides to all that." Or at least Godley can make her experiences funny.
In 2002, she won
Best Show Concept and Best International Comedian award at two New Zealand
comedy festivals. This year, a Radio
4 show she appeared in won a gold gong at the Sony Radio Awards, and next
year Random House is bringing out her autobiography, Handstands in the
Dark. It is not what people expect of a 43-year-old ex-pub owner who calls herself "uneducated and from the wrong side of the tracks", and Godley knows it. "When I go
onstage I tell people I know what they are thinking: Shes
not a comedian. Shes just an over-friendly cleaner that chats a
bit. I dont look like a stand-up." Just as well,
then, that she is so good at confounding expectations. Her early life
certainly held out little promise. Godleys was not a happy or stable
family. Her mother and father were both alcoholics and there was not a lot of money around. Her maternal uncle abused her for several years when she was a child. |
Thirty years later, she and her sister took him to court and he was sentenced to two years imprisonment in 1996. Her mother drowned
in the Clyde in 1982. Godley thinks it was murder but also says that had
her mother been sober she would have crawled back out. By this time, Godley was running a pub in Calton with her husband. It was just at the start of the heroin epidemic that laid waste to Scotlands most vulnerable estates. Seventeen of Godleys
friends have died from drug abuse. "People assume
that because Im Glaswegian and used to own a pub that I am an alcoholic
or I do drugs," says Godley. "I dont. Im actually
very straight and stable. That annoys people and I dont know why.
"Its
like youre not damaged enough. People expect you to be a drug-f***ed,
promiscuous, self-harmer and the bottom line is that I dont drink,
smoke or do drugs." Godley says she
never touched drugs after seeing the harm they caused and never really
got a taste for alcohol. She smoked for eight years and then stopped.
"Next Im going to give up chocolate and touching myself,"
she says. For most people, her past had enough trauma to last several lifetimes but she also has her husbands colourful family to draw upon should she ever be stuck for an anecdote. |
Godley is her
stage name and she is careful never to reveal her husbands identity.
As she notes: "The whole show this year is about writing my book
and trying to keep my family out the nick. There
cant be many women going to the Festival this year and saying: Never
mind Take A Break. Ill give you handy hints on how to get Semtex
off your walls." Ask if her family
are known to the police and she replies: "Its not my family,
its my husbands family, and I dont mention his name
ever in the press." She adds that
her husband has no interest in comedy or showbusiness, although hes
supportive of her choice. As to the rest of his family: "I dont
know what the rest of his family think of it. I dont speak to them."
It seems unlikely, but never knowing if Godley will get to the end of a set without being busted adds a piquancy that tends to be missing from, say, watching a Puppetry of the Penis gig. At a recent show
in Richmond an off-duty policeman stood up and said: "You know this
should be reported." Godley countered with: "You know this isnt
my real name?" How much is true and how much is a good story is a secret that all comedians know to keep to themselves. Godley has different ideas. "Most comedians lie and people believe it. I tell the truth and people dont," she says. |